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NBC I FUCKING HATE YOU
DITTO, PLUS:
YOU’RE THE OPPOSITE OF BATMAN.
YOU’RE STREETS BEHIND.
YOU’RE JIM BELUSHI.
YOU’RE THE NBC OF NETWORKS.
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Community references Lost
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Jeff: Humans are more evolved. We lie.
Abed: Not all the time.
Jeff: That’s a lie.
Abed: We don’t lie when we’re alone.
Jeff: Biggest lie ever. Nine of out ten lies occur six inches away from the bathroom mirror. We do most of our lying alone.
Abed: How’s it even possible to lie when you’re alone?
Jeff: You can call a phone sex line. That’s lying to yourself.
Abed: No, that’s just being honest with a stranger about being lonely.
Jeff: What if you’re dishonest about why you’re lonely? What if you’re a good-looking guy who calls a phone sex line and tells them he weighs four hundred pounds just so he can hear a woman say she’s attracted to him anyway?
Abed: Well I don’t believe that happens.
Jeff: Wrong! That’s me. I did that last week.
Abed: Why would you pay a woman on the phone to think you’re fat?
Jeff: Because I’m scared that if I were overweight that no one would like me.
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Troy and Abed, iiiiiin 8-bit.
Yes.. I know this is an obsession.
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