The NBC Universal store has a Community mug listed in the “Classic” section, alongside items from Friends and Saved by the Bell.
It does please me that my favorite show would be classified as classic, but mostly it worries me that NBC doesn’t consider Community to be a current show.
NBC I FUCKING HATE YOU
YOU’RE THE OPPOSITE OF BATMAN.
YOU’RE STREETS BEHIND.
YOU’RE JIM BELUSHI.
YOU’RE THE NBC OF NETWORKS.
Community references Lost
Photo with 15 notes
Jeff: Humans are more evolved. We lie.
Abed: Not all the time.
Jeff: That’s a lie.
Abed: We don’t lie when we’re alone.
Jeff: Biggest lie ever. Nine of out ten lies occur six inches away from the bathroom mirror. We do most of our lying alone.
Abed: How’s it even possible to lie when you’re alone?
Jeff: You can call a phone sex line. That’s lying to yourself.
Abed: No, that’s just being honest with a stranger about being lonely.
Jeff: What if you’re dishonest about why you’re lonely? What if you’re a good-looking guy who calls a phone sex line and tells them he weighs four hundred pounds just so he can hear a woman say she’s attracted to him anyway?
Abed: Well I don’t believe that happens.
Jeff: Wrong! That’s me. I did that last week.
Abed: Why would you pay a woman on the phone to think you’re fat?
Jeff: Because I’m scared that if I were overweight that no one would like me.
Troy and Abed, iiiiiin 8-bit.
Yes.. I know this is an obsession.
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